Bestie Lesbie..

Apologize for the lack of post. Past two weeks have been hectic.

Yesterday a weirdo added me on msn. A hentai weirdo. Heck, I never had no friend by the name Waaaaane* before and I have no idea how on earth did he get my msn. Thus began the weirdest conversation ever. He asked me for my photo. Naturally I do not divulge any photo to anyone as I shrudder to think of the, erm consequence.

I added my close friend Lizzie into the conversation. Reason? Saja. To which she ask, who on earth is he. When I told her I dunno she was ballistic but I guess we never had so much fun ever. He then ask for her photo. To which she told me where on earth did I meet such a gatal old man.

=D

The conversation started to become fun when I told him I am a lesbian. The bugger went silent for a

very

long

time...

I was totally bemused as my display picture indicated something of that nature wat with me and my bestie up to our usual nonsense poses. However, did that keep Waaaaneee away??

NOoooooOOoo

He became veeeeerry friendly instead...

-________-

I need to come up with a better plan to keep gatal men at bay...


*name has been change to protect identity

P/S: Just for the record, I am straight. Very straight okay?

Popcorn Mix

It’s 9.39 am. I got up at 7.20am.

O_o

Why oh why do I feel damn hyper?

Currently listening too?

'Popcorn Mix' by Crazy Frog.

I know, I know, it’s a bit to early for such a stupid song..

The tune isn’t so bad really...

*thumps head*

Kinda catchy...

*thumps head*

So, are you still with me?

*thumps head*

In two more hours I will be out of the house

*thumps head*

I will be watching three movies in a day with three different groups of people

*thumps head*

*Yawns*

I think I will make myself another mug of coffee. Otherwise I might just sleep thorough Hugh Jackman and we can't have that can we?

=)

Shopping Mania

I told Ran that I needed a new jacket...

Ran: But you already got one!
Me: Yeah, but I need another...=)
Ran: You don't need another. You want another
Me: I'm getting a white one!!
Ran: White would be rather fetching actually...
Me: But then easy to get dirty
Ran: I will never understand women...

Since Friday, I have been damn busy and have somewhat manage to succumb to the lure of shopping. Evil, evilness I tell you!! In a day, Isetan have gained from me the equivalent of a trip (a nice comfortable trip) to Vietnam, including lodgings, food and tourist sightings..

On the hindside, I got myself a jacket and matching pants. Another pair of pants, a skirt, and a lovely top...Then I saw The Devil Wears Prada and wanted to shop for more..That movie is evil I tell you!

=)

That was on Friday....

Come Monday, I am a great deal er, poorer due to the fact that I brought some people from another country to explore the bargain hunt call Masjid India...

But at least I got a shawl, a bag, two evening bags, butterfly brooches (I love butterflies), and two different shawls...

Retail therapy...don't you just love it?!

An encounter of the slithery kind...

This my friends, is a Cobra. Today my friends, I saw a Cobra. In my garden. It was hissing at my dog, Bobby who was barking furiously at it. Now, if you have a dog, you will know through it's bark when something is not right.

Thus I went to the window, to check out what the racket was. That was when I saw the snake, in all it's full glory, hood up as my dog made attempts to nip it. I yelled for daddy and watch in facination as he used a kayu to hit it on it's head.

*Plok plok*

The creature escaped by slithering away into a cavine by the drain.

The end.

Safari-filled 'funness'

Remember Mayhem?

dAmaRi$ says: yay yay
dAmaRi$ says: eh if i come to botswana u would bring me around right?
Mayhem Productions Inc says:yea...the lions here are vegeterian
dAmaRi$ says: bah
Mayhem Productions Inc says:u better eat a lot of veges b4 u come down here
dAmaRi$ says: hehehehe
dAmaRi$ says: verrrry farni
Mayhem Productions Inc says: trust me...once this BBC journalist was here....they were in the jungle watching lions...had 2 jeeps 200 yards apart and he asked how far somebody would get if he tries to get to the other vehicle..answer? NOT VERY FAR AT ALL
Mayhem Productions Inc says: lions give humans very close attention here
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i mean, u blink
Mayhem Productions Inc says: u will end up as dinner
dAmaRi$ says: u serious??
Mayhem Productions Inc says: oh yeah
Mayhem Productions Inc says: just follow the park regulations
Mayhem Productions Inc says: and u will be back in one piece
dAmaRi$ says: good!
dAmaRi$ says: yay
dAmaRi$ says: we go one day!
Mayhem Productions Inc says: aiight
dAmaRi$ says: but u dont shove me to the lions ah
Mayhem Productions Inc says: nah
Mayhem Productions Inc says: they dont eat meat
Mayhem Productions Inc says: they are vegeterian too
dAmaRi$ says: yeah right
dAmaRi$ says: and pigs fly up high in the sky
Mayhem Productions Inc says: oh yeah
(Note: seriously, is he agreeing with me on the flying pigs?)
Mayhem Productions Inc says: Bots lions are not very fond of human meat
Mayhem Productions Inc says: last time they ate sumone was a couple of years ago
Mayhem Productions Inc says: I bet they want some some now
dAmaRi$ says: O_o
Mayhem Productions Inc says: he he
Mayhem Productions Inc says: don be scared now
dAmaRi$ says: u would make a horrible tourism ambassador u know
Mayhem Productions Inc says: he he
Mayhem Productions Inc says: hey
Mayhem Productions Inc says: tourists don want to be fed in a shinning plate
Mayhem Productions Inc says: maybe a bad tour guide
Mayhem Productions Inc says: ambassador
Mayhem Productions Inc says: no way
dAmaRi$ says: heh
dAmaRi$ says: such love for thy country!
Mayhem Productions Inc says: cause i might be tempted to feed the tourists to our hungry lions
dAmaRi$ says:O_o


He needs to get his brain checked....

An there the idiot stood...

Wahliauness!!

Today as I was sipping my Aztec in Chozs, KLCC a man proceeded to walk pass me. Walk, walkla..but this Malay chap proceeded to bitch stare me.

He must have thought that I was the most jahanam of all Muslims, sipping chocolate in the open air during the month of Ramadhan. What did I do?

I bitch stare back while sipping my chocolate. Leisurely and smugly.

He looked at me in disbelief.

Bloody hell. Do I look like a Muslim to you? What do you want me to do? Wear a gigantic cross ah so that you shaddap? Geram tau! This happens ever Ramadhan month.

Made me wish I dumb****ed his mind by wishing him "Asalamuailaikum..."

Gawd, why do we have people who are so kolot. At least check out properly before you bitch stare someone o-kay?

Sleep deprived

I didn't sleep the whole of yesterday. In fact, bleary eye I sat listening stonily to the azan. Fretfully, I managed to doze off, only to be awoken at 6.30am.

I failed to find shuteye after that and remain in between the realms of the dead and the living, wishing tiredly I could go back to sleep. Sadly that was not to be, and I headed out only to be greeted with the smell of porridge.

I love porridge.

I love porridge with coffee even better.

And throughout the day, I consumed three mugs of coffee before lethargically ko-ed throughout the day. Damn what a waste..

Oh well..

P/S: As you can see this post makes no sense whatsoever. I still love porridge btw.

Sunset and a sense of belonging...

I was telling Rasmus (yes, yes I know someone by the name of Rasmus, and yes he is sick being asked if he knows who 'The Rasmus' are) that I live somewhat in a jungle. He did not believed me until I showed proof, in the form of my camera.

If there is one thing that makes me happy, it is a good walk to clear the cobwebs in my head. Since there have been alot on my mind recently, I decided a good hike would do me a world of good. Why not take a short hike around the neighbourhood eh?

The sight of trees often bring a sense of calmness and tranquility...





I could just lay there forever, looking at the blue sky and float into another dimension free of the fraility of the human mind...




Soon, the sun was just spreading it's glory basking the trees in its lights....







There is nothing better than walking when the sun is setting. Somehow it brings a sense of peace with nature and oneness with yourself....





Hiking has never been so beautiful....

Notepad of wisdom

The post below is courtesy of Yat.

1. grab the nearest book
*Grabs a notepad*

2. open the book to page 123 and find the fifth sentence.
Er, the notepad has lesser than 123 pages. So how?

3. post the text of the next three sentences on your blog along with these instructions.

nil
nil
nil

4. don't dig for that 'cool' or 'intellectual' book in your closet! i know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

I didn't knew a notepad was intellectual..honest!

5. tag three people
I ain't tagging anyone. What are you gonna do? Sue me? Hah!


With this post I part a word of wisdom: - Remember, an empty canvas (in this case notepad) remains empty until written upon....

Beauty which I fail to grasp..

For some unknown force, I was glued watching The Swan two hour special recently. My fascination? Seeing women after women going under the knife to emerge as an *ahem* swan. Thus trancelike I attached myself to my seat watching the horror that they endured all in the name of beauty.

After their transformation, they then compete aka pageant like style to see who arise to become the ultimate swan.

....

Please!

Some of these women in my humble opinion don't even need plastic surgery. What they do need is a makeover in the self esteem department.

The irony of it is the superficiality of the whole show. For example, contestant 1, married returns to her husband. She is happy, more confident, and (now) extremely gorgeous. Her husband is overjoyed seeing his wife who is (now) extremely gorgeous. She exclaims that their marriage has become better, they communicate more..you get the drift..

!!!

I watch in puzzlement as to how the whole chapter unfolds and it makes me wonder as to what extent will this last. I just hope that the dose of surgery somewhat zapped some confidence into them. At the end of the day, until one is happy with oneself, only then, can one be contented.

Then there is The Bachelor...

Let's not get me started with The Bachelor...

P/S: I am not saying that plastic surgery is a bad thing. I just don't see it as the solution.

And then there were..

As I was walking to my mum's office on Friday a man approached me. Automatically, I clutched my bag tighter.

He then said, "You have beautiful legs"

O_o

I proceeded to quicken my pace.

He then quicken his pace to meet my pace and asked, "Malay or Chinese?"

"Chinese"

I proceeded to rapidly quicken my pace with the thought of "serial rapist killer" in my mind before bolting into the office building which thankfully was just around the corner.

There are indeed very, very strange people in this small planet we call mother earth.