An there the idiot stood...
Wahliauness!!
Today as I was sipping my Aztec in Chozs, KLCC a man proceeded to walk pass me. Walk, walkla..but this Malay chap proceeded to bitch stare me.
He must have thought that I was the most jahanam of all Muslims, sipping chocolate in the open air during the month of Ramadhan. What did I do?
I bitch stare back while sipping my chocolate. Leisurely and smugly.
He looked at me in disbelief.
Bloody hell. Do I look like a Muslim to you? What do you want me to do? Wear a gigantic cross ah so that you shaddap? Geram tau! This happens ever Ramadhan month.
Made me wish I dumb****ed his mind by wishing him "Asalamuailaikum..."
Gawd, why do we have people who are so kolot. At least check out properly before you bitch stare someone o-kay?
Today as I was sipping my Aztec in Chozs, KLCC a man proceeded to walk pass me. Walk, walkla..but this Malay chap proceeded to bitch stare me.
He must have thought that I was the most jahanam of all Muslims, sipping chocolate in the open air during the month of Ramadhan. What did I do?
I bitch stare back while sipping my chocolate. Leisurely and smugly.
He looked at me in disbelief.
Bloody hell. Do I look like a Muslim to you? What do you want me to do? Wear a gigantic cross ah so that you shaddap? Geram tau! This happens ever Ramadhan month.
Made me wish I dumb****ed his mind by wishing him "Asalamuailaikum..."
Gawd, why do we have people who are so kolot. At least check out properly before you bitch stare someone o-kay?
posted by dee at 1:01 PM
8 Comments:
You could have offered to buy him coffee free of charge to add salt to the wound. Hehe!
But u don't!! I don't get this...maybe the Malays in Malaysia are blind!
Do the crucifix sign and then flip him off hehe
Hahaha it happens to another friend of mine too! She just smiles REALLY sweetly at them, stares at them and plays at the food being reaaaaaaaally yummy :D
Ian - Offered to buy him coffee? No thank you!
Adrian - Does sipping chocolate with the look of seventh heaven counts?
Aysh - Thank you darling.
Merv - Heh. Thanks for the idea. Will try that the next time.
Elena - Heh. I guess I'm a full fledge bitch cuz I rather stare then smile. :)
urm you shud shove the drink in the air as if asking him to join you. Lol!
Lolz. As in a toast. Now that would have been interesting, if I was drinking beer that is.
Hahahaha i missed this section of your blog haha. honestly I was too always being mistaken as a malay when i was in high school, but i so cina-look! people would walk up to me and start speaking malay like I am one, including chinese. when i speak with them in mandarin they 0_0 stare me with big eyes not believing me. Dump malaysians lol while my real malay friends are skipping puasa, these people go 'hunt' the 'wrong malays'
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