Safari-filled 'funness'

Remember Mayhem?

dAmaRi$ says: yay yay
dAmaRi$ says: eh if i come to botswana u would bring me around right?
Mayhem Productions Inc says:yea...the lions here are vegeterian
dAmaRi$ says: bah
Mayhem Productions Inc says:u better eat a lot of veges b4 u come down here
dAmaRi$ says: hehehehe
dAmaRi$ says: verrrry farni
Mayhem Productions Inc says: trust me...once this BBC journalist was here....they were in the jungle watching lions...had 2 jeeps 200 yards apart and he asked how far somebody would get if he tries to get to the other vehicle..answer? NOT VERY FAR AT ALL
Mayhem Productions Inc says: lions give humans very close attention here
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i mean, u blink
Mayhem Productions Inc says: u will end up as dinner
dAmaRi$ says: u serious??
Mayhem Productions Inc says: oh yeah
Mayhem Productions Inc says: just follow the park regulations
Mayhem Productions Inc says: and u will be back in one piece
dAmaRi$ says: good!
dAmaRi$ says: yay
dAmaRi$ says: we go one day!
Mayhem Productions Inc says: aiight
dAmaRi$ says: but u dont shove me to the lions ah
Mayhem Productions Inc says: nah
Mayhem Productions Inc says: they dont eat meat
Mayhem Productions Inc says: they are vegeterian too
dAmaRi$ says: yeah right
dAmaRi$ says: and pigs fly up high in the sky
Mayhem Productions Inc says: oh yeah
(Note: seriously, is he agreeing with me on the flying pigs?)
Mayhem Productions Inc says: Bots lions are not very fond of human meat
Mayhem Productions Inc says: last time they ate sumone was a couple of years ago
Mayhem Productions Inc says: I bet they want some some now
dAmaRi$ says: O_o
Mayhem Productions Inc says: he he
Mayhem Productions Inc says: don be scared now
dAmaRi$ says: u would make a horrible tourism ambassador u know
Mayhem Productions Inc says: he he
Mayhem Productions Inc says: hey
Mayhem Productions Inc says: tourists don want to be fed in a shinning plate
Mayhem Productions Inc says: maybe a bad tour guide
Mayhem Productions Inc says: ambassador
Mayhem Productions Inc says: no way
dAmaRi$ says: heh
dAmaRi$ says: such love for thy country!
Mayhem Productions Inc says: cause i might be tempted to feed the tourists to our hungry lions
dAmaRi$ says:O_o


He needs to get his brain checked....