Saturday, July 15, 2006

Chicken Run


Mayhem Productions Inc says
: allo?
dAmaRi$ says
: yo mayhem!
dAmaRi$ says: how ya doing dawg?
Mayhem Productions Inc says: allo
dAmaRi$ says: damn...i cant pull tat off
dAmaRi$ says: hehehe
dAmaRi$ says: how are u???
Mayhem Productions Inc says: creating mayhem
Mayhem Productions Inc says: lol
Mayhem Productions Inc says: u need to be black
dAmaRi$ says: yeah
dAmaRi$ says: i figured it out
dAmaRi$ says: it sounded so....wrong
dAmaRi$ says: coming out from me tat is
Mayhem Productions Inc says: lol
dAmaRi$ says: and wat is mr mayhem doing now?
Mayhem Productions Inc says: well
Mayhem Productions Inc says: last time i murdered day old chicks
dAmaRi$ says: O_o
Mayhem Productions Inc says: now i am a lil idle and itching to kill something
dAmaRi$ says: O_______________________o
Mayhem Productions Inc says: it was an accident
Mayhem Productions Inc says: killed 100 of them
dAmaRi$ says: for?????
dAmaRi$ says: poor old chickens
dAmaRi$ says: why?
dAmaRi$ says: what did they do to u??
Mayhem Productions Inc says: it was an accident
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i had 3000 of them in my truck
Mayhem Productions Inc says: in 30 boxes
Mayhem Productions Inc says: one box fell
Mayhem Productions Inc says: and some bugger ran over it
dAmaRi$ says: yeah right
dAmaRi$ says: u big fat liar
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i am serious
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i reached the farm with 2900
dAmaRi$ says: ur a farmer??
dAmaRi$ says: or a butcher???
dAmaRi$ says: O_o
Mayhem Productions Inc says: I multi task
Mayhem Productions Inc says: is that good enough
dAmaRi$ says: congratulations!
Mayhem Productions Inc says:thank u
dAmaRi$ says: so other than butchering chicken
dAmaRi$ says: what else do u do mr farmer?
Mayhem Productions Inc says: well
Mayhem Productions Inc says: I drive for fun
Mayhem Productions Inc says: do a bit of writing
Mayhem Productions Inc says: and i enjoy my cold mornings a lot
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i do shoot to
Mayhem Productions Inc says: at live targets
dAmaRi$ says: somehow mayhem
dAmaRi$ says: I DON'T BLV U!!
dAmaRi$ says: D told me tat day that all u have been feeding me was bullshit
Mayhem Productions Inc says: I am mayhem
dAmaRi$ says: yeah and i am batman

Later on...

dAmaRi$ says: man i will come down to africa and visit u one of these days
dAmaRi$ says: as well as K
dAmaRi$ says: and if ur bsing me
dAmaRi$ says: gawd u had it


Later on...

dAmaRi$ says: do u feel sorry when u kill the chickens?
Mayhem Productions Inc says: some things die hard
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i nearly felt sorry
Mayhem Productions Inc says
: but i didnt
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i felt confused
Mayhem Productions Inc says: and responsible
dAmaRi$ says: man...
Mayhem Productions Inc says: all time day old chick killer
dAmaRi$ says: in ur entire life
dAmaRi$ says: how many chickens have u killed?
Mayhem Productions Inc says: lost count
Mayhem Productions Inc says: but if they are to come at me some day
Mayhem Productions Inc says: boy.....
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i will be dead
dAmaRi$ says: O_o
dAmaRi$ says: poor poor chickens
Mayhem Productions Inc says: not only chickens
Mayhem Productions Inc says: cows
Mayhem Productions Inc says: man
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i am a killer
dAmaRi$ says: U KILL COWS TOO???
Mayhem Productions Inc says: well
dAmaRi$ says: but then they cannot run as a chicken
Mayhem Productions Inc says: yeah....
Mayhem Productions Inc says: nothing escapes me
Mayhem Productions Inc says: besides
Mayhem Productions Inc says
: a gun works wonders
dAmaRi$ says: O_o

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

does this mayhem dudes name begin with a G or B? If so I have something on him...ask me on msn :D

3:59 AM  
Blogger dee said...

Lolz. I'll give you a hint. Who do you think would make a better farmer? B or G? *winks*

9:01 PM  
Blogger Adrian said...

See? Classic case...

Psycho attracting pyscho!!

Woohooo. I am really scared...

3:24 PM  
Blogger Merv Kwok said...

o_O

10:48 PM  
Blogger dee said...

adrian - What you mean psycho attracting psycho. Tat fella my good friend ok?

Merv - Exactly.

2:11 AM  
Blogger Adrian said...

Maybe that's why he's your good friend? Hahahah!

12:57 PM  
Blogger dee said...

BAH!

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meow =D

Just came to tell you that there's lots of grammatical mistakes from the post above :D.

8:17 PM  
Blogger dee said...

Dear Meow-ee aka dahling baby,

I hope a bagful of leeches falls on you on your wonderful trip to Langkawi.

Love,
Big Sis

1:21 PM  

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