Incoherent Ramblings Pt. 1

Thanks to Ching Ching’s post accompanied with glorious photos of food haven, I was determine to try Delicious by Ms. Read in Bangsar Village. Blardy place was packed.

*sniff*

We had to make do with Outback. Bah!

On a different note, Becca bought me a stress ball. As you can see it’s pink.

Hehe..my favorite color.

Oh yeah, Lizzie gave me an angel brooch. I think she secretly believes I’m one (an angel not a brooch ok?).

*Muahahaha*

Is it me or is this the most stupidest-doesn’t-make-sense-post ever?

-_-'

Jerry McGuire MY version

Was talking to Liz. To be honest, I am not sure where this sakai is from. She hasn't seen Jerry McGuire.

Ever.

Thus it was utmost pleasure for me to inform her that Jerry and his woman dies in a plane crash. And the woman's son goes crazy due to despair. As I type this, poor Liz is watching closely for the utmost gloom to befall.

I am so please with myself.

Chips within the mask of perfection...

Update: Liz just sent me the crazy frog song. The song was convienently deleted by John some time back because he hates the tune. Just the thought of driving John up the wall with the song makes me love it already. Can't wait to blast it in full volume. Tee hee!!

Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost
Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost
What if I lost my direction?
What if I lost sense of time?
What if I nursed this infection?
Maybe the worst is behind...

Barenaked Ladies

I'm tired and I can't sleep. Too much on my mind...=P

Question of the day :- Are women some sort of conquest for guys?

Below is an excerpt of a conversation a few days ago...

dAmaRi$ says: are guys all so horny?
m says: hmm...well, for guys a girl is like a conquest
m says: so screwing a girl makes them feel like a victor
dAmaRi$ says: wow...they must be very victorious then...

Note: A friend of mine told me that all men are shitbags (this coming from a man himself). Any comments?

"And then there was ants"

I got tagged by Merv. I either had the option of doing this or putting up the stupid conversation with Liz. I chose the latter.....

10 YEARS AGO I WAS :

finding it amusing playing with floodwater...

5 YEARS AGO I WAS :

finding it amusing playing with rainwater....

1 YEAR AGO I WAS :

finding it amusing burning ants?

YESTERDAY I WAS :

Watching Prison Break. I know this is going waaay out of the topic but.....

WENTWORTH MILLER IS HAAAAWT.

Okay, back to topic....

5 MOST RECENT SONGS I LISTENED TO :

The Calling: Our Lives
Our Lady Peace:Life
Lifehouse: You and Me
Dishwalla: Angels and Devils
The Who: Behind Blue Eyes

5 SONGS I KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO :

Negaraku.
Negaraku.
Negaraku.
Negaraku.
Negaraku.

Ain’t I patriotic?

IDEAL PLACES FOR RUNNING AWAY TO :

My backyard jungle. Wakakakaka……

5 THINGS I REALLY WANT :

I only want one thing. *Smiles*

5 THINGS I SHOULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW :

Err…guilt does not besiege those contemplating the future? *giggles*

5 BIGGEST JOYS IN MY LIFE :

My family
My friends
My dog
Food
Burning ants?

5 PEOPLE I TAG:

Adrian
Andrew
Benny
Lynn
Yat

Chicken Run

Mayhem Productions Inc says: allo?
dAmaRi$ says: yo mayhem!

dAmaRi$ says: how ya doing dawg?
Mayhem Productions Inc says: allo
dAmaRi$ says: damn...i cant pull tat off
dAmaRi$ says: hehehe
dAmaRi$ says: how are u???
Mayhem Productions Inc says: creating mayhem
Mayhem Productions Inc says: lol
Mayhem Productions Inc says: u need to be black
dAmaRi$ says: yeah
dAmaRi$ says: i figured it out
dAmaRi$ says: it sounded so....wrong
dAmaRi$ says: coming out from me tat is
Mayhem Productions Inc says: lol
dAmaRi$ says: and wat is mr mayhem doing now?
Mayhem Productions Inc says: well
Mayhem Productions Inc says: last time i murdered day old chicks
dAmaRi$ says: O_o
Mayhem Productions Inc says: now i am a lil idle and itching to kill something
dAmaRi$ says: O_______________________o
Mayhem Productions Inc says: it was an accident
Mayhem Productions Inc says: killed 100 of them
dAmaRi$ says: for?????
dAmaRi$ says: poor old chickens
dAmaRi$ says: why?
dAmaRi$ says: what did they do to u??
Mayhem Productions Inc says: it was an accident
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i had 3000 of them in my truck
Mayhem Productions Inc says: in 30 boxes
Mayhem Productions Inc says: one box fell
Mayhem Productions Inc says: and some bugger ran over it
dAmaRi$ says: yeah right
dAmaRi$ says: u big fat liar
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i am serious
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i reached the farm with 2900
dAmaRi$ says: ur a farmer??
dAmaRi$ says: or a butcher???
dAmaRi$ says: O_o
Mayhem Productions Inc says: I multi task
Mayhem Productions Inc says: is that good enough
dAmaRi$ says: congratulations!
Mayhem Productions Inc says:thank u
dAmaRi$ says: so other than butchering chicken
dAmaRi$ says: what else do u do mr farmer?
Mayhem Productions Inc says: well
Mayhem Productions Inc says: I drive for fun
Mayhem Productions Inc says: do a bit of writing
Mayhem Productions Inc says: and i enjoy my cold mornings a lot
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i do shoot to
Mayhem Productions Inc says: at live targets
dAmaRi$ says: somehow mayhem
dAmaRi$ says: I DON'T BLV U!!
dAmaRi$ says: D told me tat day that all u have been feeding me was bullshit
Mayhem Productions Inc says: I am mayhem
dAmaRi$ says: yeah and i am batman

Later on...

dAmaRi$ says: man i will come down to africa and visit u one of these days
dAmaRi$ says: as well as K
dAmaRi$ says: and if ur bsing me
dAmaRi$ says: gawd u had it


Later on...

dAmaRi$ says: do u feel sorry when u kill the chickens?
Mayhem Productions Inc says: some things die hard
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i nearly felt sorry
Mayhem Productions Inc says: but i didnt
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i felt confused
Mayhem Productions Inc says: and responsible
dAmaRi$ says: man...
Mayhem Productions Inc says: all time day old chick killer
dAmaRi$ says: in ur entire life
dAmaRi$ says: how many chickens have u killed?
Mayhem Productions Inc says: lost count
Mayhem Productions Inc says: but if they are to come at me some day
Mayhem Productions Inc says: boy.....
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i will be dead
dAmaRi$ says: O_o
dAmaRi$ says: poor poor chickens
Mayhem Productions Inc says: not only chickens
Mayhem Productions Inc says: cows
Mayhem Productions Inc says: man
Mayhem Productions Inc says: i am a killer
dAmaRi$ says: U KILL COWS TOO???
Mayhem Productions Inc says: well
dAmaRi$ says: but then they cannot run as a chicken
Mayhem Productions Inc says: yeah....
Mayhem Productions Inc says: nothing escapes me
Mayhem Productions Inc says: besides
Mayhem Productions Inc says: a gun works wonders
dAmaRi$ says: O_o

Fullfilling weekend

Been a rather tiring but fullfilling weekend. On Saturday headed to I's place for a party. As always, the food was great.Met some great people, caught up with some wonderful people and saw a weird man. Let's just say he really amused me. How he amused me, I won't tell. Suffice to say he had me to the brink of laughter with his wonderful illusions.

When J and I was alone, we were laughing our hearts out at Mr. Weird Man (let's call him WM) illusions. WM is indeed a very happy person. Anyways, by the time I arrived home it was 2am and found my dearest mother was up. Thus, I ended up happily chatting with her till 3am.

And no, I failed to get some good shut eye. Sunday soon arrive and I was really tired. Tried to take a nap unsuccessfully.

Later on, messaged Adrian to see where he would be heading that night for the World Cup. Since he was going to some Padang Mamak, failed to see this guy with the konon-macho-tattoo-from-a-bubble-gum-wrapper as the rest planned to head to The Curve to experience the wonders of football. By the time D picked me up I wished I had taken the nap I so desperately needed.


Arrived at The Curve at about 10.30pm. That was like, 3 hours plus before the match. Went to this place called The Laundry and D managed to get us good seats. Damn the sofa was comfy *yawns*. Soon before I knew it, his other friends arrive.

You know, 3 hours might seem like a long time, but with these people, the hours past real fast. I mean, reaaaal fast. Rather nice bunch as J and I soon found out.

Either that, or I had arrive at Happyville after downing various concoctions. Yes, I was happy, if not imbalanced.

As I was tired, happy and high at the same time, brain failed to function in the right form and when Z was teaching me this new game, I stared at her like a bimbo, smiling happily trying my level best but unsucceeding in comprehending the rules. However once enlightenment dawn, I got J downing various level of entities.

Match soon arrived and I watched it with an out of body experience. The guys were tense. When S asked me whom I support, I told him I was rooting for Italy. Save for T, the rest of the manly man were rooting for France. I studied with interest as how football can change a person. D and S were soon puffing tensely in total concentration as Zidane headbutted Materazzi (note: WHY?).

The match was soon over. Italy won, leaving the guys dejected. Since I'm no football fanatic, I fail to comprehend the feeling. But, if I supported France and lost, I too, would be dejected not because I am mad about football, but because I HATE to loose. Anyways, went out for breakfast with J and D (note: hey, watcha know JD!Haha!) and arrived home at 7am in the morning just on time to greet my sister who was heading out for school.


Thus today, I cancelled meeting up with my cousin who is back from OZ, because I'm just too tired. Yes, I know I'm rambling, but then I'm not thinking straight as I'm writing this. Damn, I felt so exhausted but happily fullfilled spending time with wonderful people, doing the silliest of things, and just sitting back, relaxing and sipping a beer (figuratively speaking).

Klutz Point of Referral

There are times when I am a total klutz....

Two years ago, I was doing my internship in Company Y. Now, when it comes to Malaysian celebrities I totally suck. I could be standing next to revered local artiste, not knowing he acted in some fabulous sitcom. There was this rather cute guy from Company Y but from another department. I thought he was a singer because I saw him singing on stage with Ning Baizura.

Thus I told two of my collegemates (who were also interns there), R and Z, that there was this cute-singer-whom-I-don't-know-the-name working in Company Y. The two of them automatically wanted to find out who it was but it was not easy as the three of us worked in different departments.

Until one day.

The singer was driving back and the three of us was walking out of the guardhouse. When I saw him, I shouted, "OMIGAWD!!!That is him!!That is the cute singer I told you guys about!!!" while hopping excitedly around. When I said shout, I mean yell.

My friends, R and Z, startled, stared at me with mouth gawking. They then burst into laughters. It suddenly dawn to me what I actually did. I had an audience, the guards, some worker and pratically everyone who was within the vicinity of the guardhouse. My face turn a whole new shade of red and I wanted the earth to swallow me up. The guards? They were grinning away at their 'live' reality show.

As for my internship, it went very smoothly, thank you very much. Z later on told me that the cute-singer-whom-I-don't-know-the-name was actually the host that she kept on gushing about. Trust Z to know the entire list of celebrities in Malaysia. But what happen in the guardhouse would always be a point of referral for Z and R's jokes.

P/S: No, I wasn't starstruck. He was cute. Very cute.

Singing in the Rain

When I was working in Company X, my colleague and I got stranded in the KTM station. It was late; I was tired and it was pouring dogs and cats.

For no reason whatsoever, I decided not to seek shelter but to dance in the rain. Once again, I was carefree, with not a burden in the world. As I laugh and sang (croak) my colleague stared in utter amazement at to what a loony I could be. It was not before long he was joining me singing and laughing away.

Somewhat it was an amazing experience, not caring about the world as the raindrops wash away the fatigue. By the time the train arrived, we were shivering but laughing away. By the time I arrived home, I was sneezing away. By the time I had a mug of hot coffee, I was reaping the consequence of dancing in the rain.

The next day, I was on medical leave. So was my colleague, who also caught a cold. Life is to be lived and enjoyed, what’s one cold or two, when you can break free from the chain of conformation....

hmmm?

Tactics of Folding a Shirt. BAH!

Bah!

I am so annoyed!

I have been trying to fold the stupid shirt using this easy konon tactic for ten minutes before I gave up yesterday.

And then I tried again today.

It's no use. *Bangs head against the wall*

P/S: The funny this is that every guy I forwarded the video somewhat manage to get the technique in like, 1 or 2 minutes, while my stupid shirt forever comes out like some squashed nasi lemak. *GRRRRR*


Update: It's 8.00pm and I still have yet to learn the fine art of folding a stupid shirt the creative way.