Happy 'V' day

Well, Valentine Day has arrived and I would like to take the opportunity to wish everyone a Happy Valentine Day. For this day, I somewhat manage to acquire a stalker of some sort. The idea of cutting him into little pieces and feeding him to the dog is rather appealing. Not only is he annoying, he does not seem to understand the meaning of “SOD OFF!” Now Mike* is an individual with the brain size of a pea. How I got to know him, God knows. Somehow, he just popped as a big fat zit into my life.

Without failure I would constantly receive various stupid messages from him. At first I decided to be nice and gentle, as my name implies (Yes, Damaris means gentle in greek. STOP LAUGHING!). However, my patience soon wan and I proceeded to give him the honest brutal truth. I told him to stop sending me sms-es. He stopped all right.


For two freaking days.

Then proceeded to send some more. *Bangs head against the wall*

As I was saying, his brain size is that of a pea. Make that smaller. Now I don’t mean to be a bitch but really I can’t stand it.

He even had the gall to ask me whether I was mad at him. I told him no but I didn’t know him well for him to constantly send me this mushy sms-es that makes me cringe with horror. Plus, I told him I did not know him well. His response? BUT WE’RE FRIENDS.

Well, the dude however does not understand what a friend is.

Valentine approaches and of all the sms-es I received his got to top it all. I will not go into the details of the sms but suffice to say, it is not a ‘BUT WE’RE FRIENDS’ sms.

So what is the lesson that we can learn here?

If a girl says bugger off, don’t persist. You would make yourself look like a desperate idiot.

Damn, why do I always get weirdos attention? I demand a refund!

* Names has been change to protect the identity of the individual.