assholes and idiots
- he's married with two kids. he has a lovely wife. but he's trying to hit on you.
- you're not into him. you told him so. he becomes obsessed. he calls your friends. and your boss.
- she's pregnant, or she's old. but the person(S) on the bus/lrt/train etc, pretends not to notice or offer her a seat.
- you've waited for more than a hour. you parked in the parking space provide, but this individual parks right in front of your car, blocking you and the car besides you. He comes to get his car, and DOESN'T EVEN APOLOGIZES. (moth@*&#$@!)
- you're waiting for the lrt. a stranger starts to chat with you. then tries to molest you without realising there is a crowd observing.
- you see a couple. the girl looks very happy. the boy? staring at other chics around him, while she’s blissfully oblivious.
- you're in a restaurant. a high class place made low class by the wailing and shrieking of two demons (aka kids). the parents proceed as if nothing has happened
- you're queuing up. this fat women trys to jump the queue thinking everyone is blind
- you're queuing up (again). this idiot in front of you cannot make up his mind whether to have a big mac, a fish fillet or a pounder while the queue is getting longer.
- you are friends with him.not close but okay. he tries to invite you to his room. for a chat. yeah rite.
- she's very high pangkat (position). but she behaves like a low-educate person, shouting abuses (aka fuck you, bastard, stupid and etc) at the staff below her. hell she even screams at her driver. poor thing (the driver, not her)
- she doesnt like you. the feeling is mutual. but she spread rumours that you are a slut. do you care? no, cuz she is full of shit and everyone knows she slept with (???) no of guys.
- he’s a nice guy. Invites you for a drink. You think, “why not?”. He tries to get you drunk for a touchie-touchie evening. Luckily your close friend tags alon
- your have already made your purchase. the assistant tells the lady behind you politely and helpfully that the next counter is empty (and it is). what does she says? "why?!CANNOT QUEUE UP HERE AH??" while glaring at the poor helpful assistant who did no wrong, but be helpful
- he was going out with your close friend. in fact he was her bf. that was until they broke up. then he and she was upset. you became the poor middle person. and then he 'decides' that he likes you. annoying no?
alright folks, this is the list of some of the assholes that i have met. do feel free to add on.
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I got nothing to add but one comment: you seem like the unlucky type. Hahaha!
david - feel free to add on your 'wonderful' encounter with assholes of whateva grade..
adrian - *sigh* i can tell you that these are the few kinda species that i have encountered. but there are more..just highlighting the 'stars'. *rolls eyes*
I'll mention one name maybe that will revive the tornado of ugly memories - Cecilia...
you are friends with him.not close but okay. he tries to invite you to his room. for a chat. yeah rite. - that point refering to me a??? BUT we only chat ma!
aysh - hehehe...but but..i thought that was hurricane katrina..oh wait, i gettit...hurricane cecilia..haha..*stops*
andrewkin -dahling, sorry to burst your bubble but it aint you. besides, since when you became "not close but okay?" lolz...
tornado woman tornado...hurricane whole different thingy...I wonder how that bitch is doing?
frm what i heard she's thriving
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