the fasting month
today is the beginning of the fasting month.
the fasting month often bring back memory of a funny incident that happened to me when i was about eleven.
i was waiting innocently for my dad, to go back home after a tiring day at school. and i was slurping a nice delicious ice cream. man, did it taste good, with the weather warm and all, when suddenly i was approached by this girl who was glaring at me.
*blink blink*
the glare became a scowl.
me *still blink blink*
"oi, kenapa tak puasa?" (oi, why aren't you fasting?)
yeap, that was what she said and i was like -> ?????
she then went on a nice blabber session while words like "dosa"(sin), "neraka" (hell) and etc swept over my head as i continue to slurp my ice cream.
it went for a good five minutes until her sister, my classmate approached us and tarik(pull) her by her tudung (im serious. it really happened)
"shh..dia bukan melayu, bodoh!" (shh, she aint a malay, stupid!)
*stun silence*
soon a van approached an a rather red tomato boarded it making sure not to look me in the eye.
needless to say, she avoided me whenever she saw me in my school.
to all my muslim friends, selamat berpuasa (happy fasting)!!!!
the fasting month often bring back memory of a funny incident that happened to me when i was about eleven.
i was waiting innocently for my dad, to go back home after a tiring day at school. and i was slurping a nice delicious ice cream. man, did it taste good, with the weather warm and all, when suddenly i was approached by this girl who was glaring at me.
*blink blink*
the glare became a scowl.
me *still blink blink*
"oi, kenapa tak puasa?" (oi, why aren't you fasting?)
yeap, that was what she said and i was like -> ?????
she then went on a nice blabber session while words like "dosa"(sin), "neraka" (hell) and etc swept over my head as i continue to slurp my ice cream.
it went for a good five minutes until her sister, my classmate approached us and tarik(pull) her by her tudung (im serious. it really happened)
"shh..dia bukan melayu, bodoh!" (shh, she aint a malay, stupid!)
*stun silence*
soon a van approached an a rather red tomato boarded it making sure not to look me in the eye.
needless to say, she avoided me whenever she saw me in my school.
to all my muslim friends, selamat berpuasa (happy fasting)!!!!
posted by dee at 9:40 PM
14 Comments:
hahahahaha..
but my chindian fren did otherwise..
him (in McD): assalamualaikum
cashier in tudung: wa'alaikumsalam
him: big mac satu..!
cashier:m $#$^$&^FGDCXA@!!$
muahahaha
hahaha..good one!
For me ah, if someone did like that to me, sepak dia already. "Cakap banyak la."
anonymous (konon) becca - man you are violent. maybe should ask mummy to cut down ur time on those kill and destroy games
xP
Hey, that melayu konon pandai person cari hal okay!
Make assumptions. Tiada otak.
anonymous (konon) rebecca - she was in std three for goodness sake!
really? but u don't even resemble a malay...
strange
well ... it depends on le. I think dam looks very different from a mly. perhaps tat person was someone who likes to generalize ... u know ... msians do so ... so often!
Please ... i was mistaken as MLY too ok ... DO I LOOK LIKE A MLY! DAMM MAN
aysh - hehe..maybe i was really tan as a kid..i dont know...
andrew - well i just thank god that i dont recieve this kinda nonsense anymore. as for john, he just puts on a british accent during the fasting month.
btw, people have commented to me that u look like an indonesian chinese so maybe thats y
#!@%(!@$*@w*d!!!!
maybe u can adopt a aussie accent if it happens again? lol what'd ya think mate?
andrewkin - am sorry. but its true..eh, indonesian chinese suppose to be damn cute ok??
aysh - nah, am going to speak very the melayu...this should provide me enough entertainment
hehe.. if mlayu asked me like that, i'll tell the fler.. 'saya mau pegi neraka, kamu mau ikut?' :P
two.creature - so that is what u'l say eh? betcha kena mistaken for a malay before! =P
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