Friday, September 23, 2005

Let's Click

Astifulazimoronicidiotstreamyx....

Hey there! If you want to be annoyed a call to 1300 88 9515 will do the trick.

Just dial up and press #1 for BM and 2# for English. And press a whole load of buttons till you reach your destination…or not.

“Your call will be connected in (three second pause) three minutes”. For this wonderful waiting period, please hear our lovely renderation of gawd knows what – again and again.

When your three minutes is up, please don’t be impatient when you hear our pleasant voice record of “Your call will be connected in (three second pause) three minutes” again as our operators are currently busy and will attend to you shortly. While waiting, do enjoy the lovely tune of gawd knows what again and again.

When you’re attended too, please be reminded that we would need your ID no and do also give us your receipt no. Now, although we now do have your receipt reference and your ID number, we want you to tell us the amount paid although its already listed in our system. Yes, we want you to go through a whole load of trouble.

Thank you for calling streamyx. Lets click.

8 Comments:

Blogger andrewkin said...

They need to wait only. At lesat they are polite(have not met one that is bad). Wait till you call Citibank! Then you will taste "Fuckedup I Aint-not-know-what-the-hell-is-Customerservice"

2:39 PM  
Blogger dee said...

thank god i didnt met any rude people. otherwise blast only.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Adrian said...

how true is that. last time when i was calling streamyx, i waited like 20 plus minutes, and that time maxis hasn't reduced the call-rate! !@#$%#

4:56 PM  
Blogger dee said...

alamak...mengapa abangde panggil menggunakan cellphone? kesihan

5:12 PM  
Blogger Adrian said...

because that time no phone line, and i was at home? hahahaha! anyway, I still don't have a phone line now!

5:36 PM  
Blogger dee said...

so poor thing..if i means dah kelentong naik marah..

5:58 PM  
Blogger Adrian said...

kelentong? hmm... you cursing? sounds like it. what does it mean?

6:05 PM  
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