Fairest of Them All
Ah.
Merdeka night was spend in total splendor – right in front of the TV. After an exhausting day no thanks to somebody I decided to forgo going out. Besides, Snow White was on TV, and being a fan of fairytales, it should be treat to catch it on TV right?
Wrong.
I hated it.
Never have I seen a more twisted version of snow white. With "Snow White, The Fairest Of Them All" expect to be astounded beyond your comprehension.
What do I mean?
Well…
First we have seven dwarfs named the days of the week who (get this!) ARE the seven days of the week dressed in all the color of the rainbow. Yeap, there is Sunday who’s so into purple , Wednesday aka yellowkins (who is six feet and is suppose to be a dwarf..hmm) and the rest of the merry faggot shortlings. Here’s the juicy news – when they gather together in commune, they can change into a rainbow!And they control the weather. Hurrah! Joy!
But wait!
We also have Mr. Cute Prince who is fancied by evil stepmother who wants to get it on with the prince!!! Horny bugger.
BUT she is rejected by Mr. Cute Prince who (i found this part really funny) runs away (literally). Not one to take rejection lightly, evil stepmom turns into aka drama queen (pun intended) and uses her magic mirror to morphs Mr. Cute Prince into a *gasp* bear! She then adds insult to injury by making him a bear in a snowglobe.
Gawd.
Why?
So there went my evening, watching the utterly nutty version of Snow White. And I just couldn’t take my eyes off the TV because it was grotesquely hilarious!
As screenhound22 puts it, "This movie is horrible. It's so bad it's funny!"
Amen, brother.
Conclusion?
"Snow White, The Fairest Of Them All" is hardly the fairest of them all.
Merdeka night was spend in total splendor – right in front of the TV. After an exhausting day no thanks to somebody I decided to forgo going out. Besides, Snow White was on TV, and being a fan of fairytales, it should be treat to catch it on TV right?
Wrong.
I hated it.
Never have I seen a more twisted version of snow white. With "Snow White, The Fairest Of Them All" expect to be astounded beyond your comprehension.
What do I mean?
Well…
First we have seven dwarfs named the days of the week who (get this!) ARE the seven days of the week dressed in all the color of the rainbow. Yeap, there is Sunday who’s so into purple , Wednesday aka yellowkins (who is six feet and is suppose to be a dwarf..hmm) and the rest of the merry faggot shortlings. Here’s the juicy news – when they gather together in commune, they can change into a rainbow!And they control the weather. Hurrah! Joy!
But wait!
We also have Mr. Cute Prince who is fancied by evil stepmother who wants to get it on with the prince!!! Horny bugger.
BUT she is rejected by Mr. Cute Prince who (i found this part really funny) runs away (literally). Not one to take rejection lightly, evil stepmom turns into aka drama queen (pun intended) and uses her magic mirror to morphs Mr. Cute Prince into a *gasp* bear! She then adds insult to injury by making him a bear in a snowglobe.
Gawd.
Why?
So there went my evening, watching the utterly nutty version of Snow White. And I just couldn’t take my eyes off the TV because it was grotesquely hilarious!
As screenhound22 puts it, "This movie is horrible. It's so bad it's funny!"
Amen, brother.
Conclusion?
"Snow White, The Fairest Of Them All" is hardly the fairest of them all.
posted by dee at 5:50 PM
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omg.. ur comments is also infected by stupid adverts.. rebuke em!!!!!
do u know how i can get em to stop? its freaking annoying!*grr*
change to haloscan.. check my blog
will do...damn this ads are really *toot*ing annoying
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